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Quit your Wining!

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: May 16, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

Quit your Wining!

BERKELEY, Calif. -- Robert Mondavi, the pioneering vintner who put California wine country on the global map, died peacefully at his home in Yountville on Friday.

He was AGED 94 years. His BODY was found by the AROMA of the BOUQUET which was BITTER and EARTHY, yet STEELY and TOASTY with a hint of a DISTINGUISHED, almost NUTTY COMPLEX BITE.

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