Lance Armstrong Visits DC

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Lance Armstrong Visits DC

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: May 12, 2008
Category: Sports Staff Pick!

Seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor Lance Armstrong is calling on Congress to renew the nation's war on cancer. Congress will respond as soon as cancer produces oil.

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