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By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: May 9, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

...when my car ran out of gas in a drug-infested ghetto i had to do some quick thinking....so i hired 4 cranksters to push my car home...cheaper than gas....i call it Methanol.

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