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No Nipples, No Problem 

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 No Nipples, No Problem

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2008
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No Nipples, No ProblemVia People.com

Stars like Jennifer Hudson, Mariska Hargitay and Angie Harmon all stripped down for Allure's annual portfolio of naked stars.

Editor in Chief Linda Wells counts on photoshop to keep the pictures strictly PG-13 though. "Because we want to be on the newsstand, we have to be careful about the raciness," Wells explained. "So we've removed nipples. Mariska Hargitay was rather surprised when she suddenly had no nipples."

So no nipples makes everything ok for the kids... I guess that's why Barbie never had nipples. And now that I think of it, they're right. Barbie never really did anything for me, and I have to say it's because of the lack of nipples. Without nipples, she's just a nice amercan church going gal with good values, and kids can learn from that.

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