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No Nipples, No Problem

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: May 8, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Jennifer Hudson

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No Nipples, No ProblemVia People.com

Stars like Jennifer Hudson, Mariska Hargitay and Angie Harmon all stripped down for Allure's annual portfolio of naked stars.

Editor in Chief Linda Wells counts on photoshop to keep the pictures strictly PG-13 though. "Because we want to be on the newsstand, we have to be careful about the raciness," Wells explained. "So we've removed nipples. Mariska Hargitay was rather surprised when she suddenly had no nipples."

So no nipples makes everything ok for the kids... I guess that's why Barbie never had nipples. And now that I think of it, they're right. Barbie never really did anything for me, and I have to say it's because of the lack of nipples. Without nipples, she's just a nice amercan church going gal with good values, and kids can learn from that.

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Lia Mack
Mar 29, 2009
dumb opinion. What's wrong with nipples and children learning that they have purposes other than adult sexual gratification? The real reason for no nipples on Barbie is so kids grow into adults who think boobs are only for one thing, and one thing only...sex. And that, my friend, no matter how hard you argue or complain or cry or yell or waffle is the God's honest truth.
~ http://www.LiaMack.com

Drawing Nipples on Barbie...
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