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inbreeding

By: bix brillo (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2008
Category: Weird

...at some point in time i believe there was a little "inbreeding" in my family...i was moved by brad pitt's geneology....he found out that he is barack obama's 9th cousin...and angelina jolie is 9th cousin to hillary clinton...i traced my family history and found out that i am my own 9th cousin.

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