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 How come "The Hulk's" pants never tore off?

By: Alan Kaye (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
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As a kid I used to watch "The Incredible Hulk," with Bill Bixby & Lou Ferrigno, & always wondered... how come his pants never tore off?

He'd get mad & his Shirt would tear off, his Shoes would split-in-half... but his Pants always stayed on~

2 explanations:

#1) They must've been made out of industrial strength spandex.... & thank god for that! Cause I can hardly bend over without my pants splitting... & trust me... no one wants to see that!

or

#2) He suffered from 'Roid Rage." The steroids shrunk his shroder to the size of a cocktail frank! Which is probably why no episodes ever took place is San Francisco...he didn't wanna dissappoint his fans there!

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In a related story: Lou Ferrigno, the former Hulk, recently a new caree as a Los Angelos Sherrif's Deputy (absolutely true).

Could you imagine if he was a Cop 15 years ago? That would've given that Rodney King beating video a whole new spin!

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