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Average horoscope

By: Cara Tramontano (C)
Submitted: May 7, 2008
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

Phrases never seen in a horoscope: you are average. There will be no adventures in your life. You are so boring you may never leave the house. You are best suited for janitorial work.

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