Judge: Defendant too Fat to Flee

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Judge: Defendant too Fat to Flee

By: Greg Banks (C)
Submitted: May 2, 2008
Category: Weird

A 500-lb shopkeeper was released without bail after being arraigned in the courthouse parking lot. The 500-lb man is accused of selling knockoff Gibson Les Paul guitars.

The judge said it was the classic case of too fat to walk, too fat to fly.

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