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Drop it Like a Tot

By: Ernie Mccracken (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Drop it Like a Tot

Worshippers at a Muslim shrine in western India have been dropping babies 50ft from a tower for good luck.

http://www.itv.com/News/Articles/Devotees-drop-babies-50ft-for-luck-28483519.html

In other news, Michael Jackson has been named Father of the Year in India.

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