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Blood Substitutes Aren't Safe

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: May 1, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

A new study indicates that artificial blood substitutes have led to a 30% increase in the risk of death and a nearly threefold chance of having a heart attack.

Early tests with ketchup and red wine were even deadlier.

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Ray Ellin

May 1, 2008
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