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 Time to Pull Brain-Dead Carter off Life Support

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Apr 30, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!


April 21, 12:57 a.m.
JERUSALEM (AP) Former President Jimmy Carter says Hamas is prepared to accept the right of Israel to "live as neighbor next door in peace."

April 21, 8:27 a.m.:
DAMASCUS (AP) Hamas' leader Khaled Mashaal says the militant Islamic group will not recognize Israel.

To clarify what Carter might have been talking about, Hamas explained that it was referring to Israel the guy, not the country.

(E.g., the Jew who won’t leave Gaza and decided to be Palestinian)

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