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Ricardo Aleman
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Miley Cyrus wants to be a whore when she grows up!

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 28, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus wants to be a whore when she grows up!Via People.com

That’s right folks. Star of Hanna Montana and America’s favorite jailbait, Miley Cyrus, is catching up to Britney Spears damn quick. She’s not even 18 yet, and she cant stop taking semi-nude pictures and then saying she’s sorry after.

Here on the left we have a photo from a recent Vanity Fair shoot that she says she’s sorry for. On the right is a photo she took herself that leaked on the internet that she said “sorry!” about too.

As you can see, both are great additions to any pedophile’s bedroom collage/scrapbook. Many Adult Male members of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints are very concerned for her well being and are considering saving her. They sincerely hope that she reads their pamphlet before getting into the passenger seat of Paris Hilton's Car.

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chynthia
Feb 13, 2009
Miley is a whore and I think her role model is Britney Spears. I want to go up to her face and curse her out!!!.

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joe
Feb 17, 2009
can i fu@k you Miley?

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fder
Mar 2, 2009
myley you are so fucking hot i want to have sex with you as much as i can

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Anonn
Mar 9, 2009
Damn...u guys are fuckin sick ...yeah she is hot but what kind of person tells a girl he want to fuck her as much as he can... Damn u niggas probably have never had a girlfriend and if u have it was probably like some ugly whore who later became a lesbian or it was like some sex addicted bitch who just wanted to have sex with someone so she dated u....damn Ppl like u guys piss me off so much... But I cab agree on one thing...Miley U are hot

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jason
Apr 9, 2009
mile u are a bich hore i want to have sex with u

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Taz
May 22, 2009
well, personally, i think shes cute, and seems like she has a funny, funloving personality, some ppl just have no other life than to hang shit on those they wanna be.... or ones they cant be with.


Hunter Downs
Hunter Downs
Sep 9, 2009
Thank you Ricardo.These are truly some retarded comments.Great joke!
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