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Uncle Sam wants YOU!

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: Apr 22, 2008
Category: News

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Under pressure to meet combat needs, the Army and Marine Corps have been bringing in more recruits with felony convictions – including manslaughter and sex crimes.

'Cause really, who better to give a gun to and share a fox hole with?

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