New Airport Body Scanner Sees Through Clothes

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New Airport Body Scanner Sees Through Clothes

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 18, 2008
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Via LA Times

"I see London, I see France..."

New airport body scanners at LAX can see if you are concealing a knife, gun, or fake boobs. For example, this woman has a tail, and will not be allowed to fly.

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