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Polygamist Church Answers Raid With Song & Prayer 

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Polygamist Church Answers Raid With Song & Prayer

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 16, 2008

Polygamist Church Answers Raid With Song & PrayerVia AP News

SAN ANGELO, Texas (AP) — When police officers armed with weapons and protective gear descended on a West Texas ranch owned by a polygamist church, its members responded by going to their knees in song and prayer.

They expect their imaginary friends to show up any day now and save them. One thing you have to remember about God though, is he works in mysterious ways.... like not showing up. I remember when he didn't show up to my High School graduation... I was very upset... he didn't even send a card.... not even an e-card :-(

Oh well, maybe the Polygamists are more deserving than me... so I wish them the best of luck with their prayers and I look forward to a new season of "Big Love"

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