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We'll Always Have Paris

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: Apr 16, 2008
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Paris Hilton
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According to the Arizona Republic, Paris Hilton plans to have herself frozen at death and revived whenever science can cure what killed her. Going with her into the frozen semi-afterlife will be her two dogs Tinkerbell and Cinderella. Currently, no cure exists for an inflated ego.

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