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Marilyn Monroe outdoes Paris Hilton on Sex Tape

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 15, 2008
Category: Entertainment

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Marilyn Monroe outdoes Paris Hilton on Sex Tape

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Marilyn made a 15 minute sex tape in the 1950's that was just sold to an anonymous business man for $1.5 Million. Keya Morgan, who is making a documentary on Marilyn, has seen the film and said the video wont be released as he and the business man "would never have {their} name attached to anything if it would embarrass Marilyn Monroe or if it would in any way harm her image."

But he did say that she blows an unidentified co-star in the film, and the FBI got a bunch government hookers to try to figure out if our hero’s johnson resembled JFK’s.

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