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Paris Hilton Wants a Baby

By: Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Apr 15, 2008
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Professional retard and socialite Paris Hilton is reportedly trying to have a baby.

In other news, Paris Hilton's uterus filed its resignation.

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