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Organs—Who Needs 'Em?

By: Jessica Kirson (C)
Submitted: Jun 20, 2006
Category: News Staff Pick!

After genetic testing, 11 cousins underwent surgery to remove their stomachs in order to prevent a rare form of stomach cancer. When asked how they feel since the surgery, they unanimously stated that they are "starving to death."

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