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Bride, Groom Spend Wedding Night in Jail

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: News

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Bride, Groom Spend Wedding Night in Jail

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VALLEJO, Calif. - According to police, a wedding party got out of hand and they arrested the Groom and his cousin for resisting arrest. Then the bride was arrested for suspicion of public intoxication.

I dont know these people, but in short, I would like to punch these police officers in the face. Just because someone took a test that gave them a badge to wear, doesnt make them an outstanding citizen.

First of all, NO ONE should ever be arrested solely for resisting arrest. If they are arresting you for something else and you resist, then add that to the charges... but this is the dumbest catch 22 that a police officer can use just cause he feels like being a dick.

Second, a Bride can get drunk at her wedding at her home with her friends and family. In fact... that is every wedding I have ever been to.

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