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'The Simpsons' Yanked From Venezuelan TV 

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 'The Simpsons' Yanked From Venezuelan TV

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008

'The Simpsons' Yanked From Venezuelan TVVia AP News

CARACAS, Venezuela - A Venezuelan TV channel has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: "Baywatch Hawaii", a much better show for children which teaches them to trust their lives to dumb blonds with fake breasts.

Contrary to popular belief, real breasts float, and fake breasts sink (I know that cause I watch Manswers on Spike TV, a show full of valuable life saving information)

So if you're drowning and fake breasts are coming to save you... might as well cop a feel, cause it may be your last.

I would like to point out that no one ever died from watching the Simpsons.

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