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Miss Amputee Beauty Queens

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Apr 8, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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Amputee Beauty Pageant Crowns Miss Landmine 2008

She has beauty, brains and soon a new prosthetic leg. Agusta Urica, 31, was crowned the world's first Miss Landmine Wednesday in Luanda, Angola, beating out 17 other women who've lost limbs to landmines in this African nation still struggling with the vestiges of a 20-year civil war.

Muslim clerics around the globe denounced this infidel-style parade of flesh, and vowed that participants would be punished by amputation or explosion.

In related news, a typically overzealous pageant mom was arrested after it was discovered she cut her own daughter's foot off to qualify her for the competition.

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