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By: Erik Bronsten (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

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Having a big belly can boost your risk of getting dementia later in life, a new study suggests.

When asked about the study, Santa Claus said, “Don’t tell anyone, but I think Rudolph is trying to kill me in my sleep... Not to worry, I’ll slice that reindeer bastard into cutlets before he gets to me!”

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