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Guns 'n Pepper

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2008
Category: Entertainment

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Dr. Pepper promised a can of their product to everyone in America if Guns 'n Roses releases their new album "Chinese Democracy" in 2008.

But to Axl who ripped apart something great by running off Slash . . . Mr. Pibb for you.

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Ray Ellin

Mar 27, 2008
good one...

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