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Oldest Voice Recording Found

By: Steve Knowles (C)
Submitted: Mar 27, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

Researchers found the oldest known recording of the human voice in France earlier this week.

When played back, it roughly translated into English as, "Surrender at all costs!"

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