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Pettitte Injured

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2008
Category: Sports

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Andy Pettitte will miss his first scheduled start of the regular season because of back spasms. Possibly because of that monkey he'd been carrying around for 8 years.

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