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It's all relative

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Mar 26, 2008
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It's all relative

Presidential candidates have been linked to be distant relatives of some famous people. Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. Not to be outdone, it has been determined that John McCain is George Washington's uncle.

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Mar 26, 2008
Very funny!

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