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Priscilla Presley Victim of Cosmetic Scam

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Mar 24, 2008
Category: Entertainment

Priscilla Presley Victim of Cosmetic Scam

TMZ has learned Priscilla Presley is the victim of a botched cosmetic procedure performed by Dr. Daniel Serrano. Serrano injected industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what's used to lubricate auto parts into Pricilla Presley's face.

Priscilla Presley's new face should last three months or 3,000 smiles--whichever comes first.

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bix brillo	Mar 24, 2008 Hysterical. Another killer joke Gary. Keep up the jaded work

Ray Ellin	Apr 23, 2008 :)

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