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New From The Raffle Baffle Blog!

By: Dan Wilbur (C)
Submitted: Mar 22, 2008
Category: Blogs  

New From The Raffle Baffle Blog!Remember when inadvertent sexual references were funny? Me neither!

Meet the lovable REAL housewives of Suburban Cleveland on Raffle Baffle!

Cheryl and Corinne have been selling raffle tickets at Saint Ignatius High School for four years. Their lives are the quintessential success stories for all middle-age women living in these great United States. God Bless our President.

http://rafflebaffle.blogspot.com/


The Sitting Begins!

Corinne! I had a lovely time with you and George last night at dinner! Nothing like some spaghetti marinara to get my mouth just jabberin' away! I mean, a bowl full of soft and warm noodles and a half glass of that dry chardonnay from Oregon! Ooooweee! That's the little known secret for how to pump me for information, Mr. Bond! And spicy too! Your George sure knows how to get a party started. I had the energy of a teenager way past 11:00. My Frankie and I got home and couldn't even make it through one Law and Order. And it was an Criminal Intent even! Thank God for Tivo, otherwise (and I'll be honest with you because you know how tough this little bit of service work is) I might never make it to the boys basketball games! I have to have at least an hour of something I want to see on television, otherwise I can't relax. As we sit here, Oprah's Big Give is recording right now. I tell ya! If it weren't for that little box...shhh(!): I might have quit selling raffle tickets the second my Donny got through freshman year. That's when all the other moms gave up. But if I had done that, you and I would never have met! How tragic would that have been?

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