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What's Your Drunk Number?

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Mar 21, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

Many residents in New Orleans say the U.S. Census Bureau's headcount of the city is too low at 240,000. They say if the Bureau would get drunk like the rest of the city, they would see twice that many people.

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