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Facebook gets entangled in Middle East conflict

By: Beth Schumann (C)
Submitted: Mar 17, 2008
Category: News

The trouble started when Israel's Level 4 Bishop in the Church of Zombie launched 3 attacks against Palestine's Savage Werewolf, winning two to put some serious smackdown on Palestine. Palestine retaliated by feeding Israel to Syria's Sinister Vampire, and the fight escalated from there.

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