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Why do I have to wear a padded bra?
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Beth Schumann (C)
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Mar 14, 2008
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Why don't you just wear oven mitts?
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Keith Alberstadt
Mar 19, 2008
Nicely played, Ms. Schuman.
Keith Alberstadt
Mar 19, 2008
I misspelled your last name only because I'm wearing oven mitts.
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