WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush pledged on Monday to help modernize Poland's military as part a U.S. effort to secure agreement for basing components of a global missile defense shield in Eastern Europe.
Phase I: Train Polish police dogs to stop chasing parked cars.
Phase II: Train Polish soldiers to throw the grenade instead of the pin.
Phase III: Train Polish soldiers to pronounce "nuclear" correctly.
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