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What the Frick?

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Mar 7, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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South Pasadena has declared the first week of March a cuss-free week. To avoid cursing, residents are encouraged to watch the Disney channel, stay away from alcohol, and not think about their daughter's Pakistani boyfriend.

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Beth Schumann

Mar 10, 2008
Good one!

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