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Cut Off Kindergartener

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Mar 7, 2008
Category: Weird Staff Pick!

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A 4-year-old girl in Oklahoma City was dismissed from school for being drunk. Students suspected a problem when she kept lifting her shirt for beads and crying about her cat.

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