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Tim Young
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Michael J. Fox Plans to Fight Embryo Live on Pay Per View

By: Tim Young (C)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael J. Fox

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In a press release today, Michael J. Fox announced plans to battle a human embryo live on  Pay Per View, for the rights to its stem cells. 

"Apparently my shaky pleas for help are not getting through to the American public," Fox said.  "After they see me give that embryo a beat down on national television, they will understand that a Hollywood celebrity is superior to some unaccomplished fetus wannabe."

Rush Limbaugh is in talks to provide color commentary on the fight, and Fox has promised to be "off his meds" for the contest. 



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Fiona Walsh
Fiona Walsh
Nov 9, 2006
LOL! See you Sunday!
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