Review excerpted from Computer Gaming World magazine:

"I've been lucky enough to get advance play on Sony's Playstation 3, due out in November, and I can tell you that it's completely and totally fuckable. I played 'Virtua Fighter 5' for eight hours straight and I had an almost constant erection. Although I have never had sex with a 'real' woman, I'm still confident that these graphics beat the shit out of any breasts you might get your hands on.

I was worried that I might have to venture outside my house and interact with actual people, but Sony has really come through this time. I won't have to see the sun for at least the next year. A++"