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Dieting

By: Vicky Kuperman (C)
Submitted: Feb 22, 2008
Category: Weird

Diets don't work.
I went on Weight Watchers, Atkins, South Beach and The Zone and I didn't lose a pound.
It could be because I went on all of them at the same time...

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