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Yet Another School Shooting

By: Jill Twiss (C)
Submitted: Feb 18, 2008
Category: News

There was another school shooting this week, this time at Northern Illinois University.

The thing that bothers me about copycat killers is that they're so UNORIGINAL.

Sellouts.

They're like cover bands for murder.

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