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Aretha Franklin Felt Dissed By Beyonce

By: Bad Boy (C)
Submitted: Feb 18, 2008
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Aretha Franklin Felt Dissed By Beyonce

Aretha Franklin is upset with Beyonce for calling Tina Turner the queen. Shame on you Beyonce we all know that Aretha Franklin is the queen--the Dairy Queen! The Burger Queen!

"What you want? You know I got it! All I'm asking is for a little:

Chicken
Hamburger with cheese
Roast
Duck
Steak
Mustard Greens
Hamhocks (oops, I got my own)
Grits and eggs
Pecan pie
Sweet potatoe pie

When you come home.

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