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By: MARK WIDENER (C)
Submitted: Feb 15, 2008
Category: News

When the state department realized they were gonna have to shoot down a failing spy satellite the chief of staff said, "Put Cheney on the phone."

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Gary B.

Feb 15, 2008
Good one, Mark!

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