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CUPID REPLACED

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Feb 14, 2008
Category: Political

Things were a little different this Valentine’s Day.

I heard Cupid and his bow and arrow were replaced by Dick Cheney and his shotgun.

A lot of Jewish lawyers falling in love today.

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Gary B.

Feb 14, 2008
Funny stuff!

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