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Beagle Wins Westminster

By: Gary B. (M)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

A baying, barking happy little dog named Uno won the Westminster Dog Show last night.

Today Uno replaced Regis Philbin on "Live" and no one noticed the difference.

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Julia Gorin

Feb 13, 2008
this was great!

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