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Dolly Parton under Doctors' Orders

By: Julia Gorin (C)
Submitted: Feb 13, 2008
Category: Entertainment Staff Pick!

Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back. Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

You heard right. Dolly Parton is officially on breast rest.

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