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Oscar Snub

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Feb 12, 2008
Category: Entertainment

"Vanity Fair Magazine" is canceling its annual Oscars party. They explained that having Tommy Lee Jones hanging around the other stars didn't fit their definitions of either "vanity" or "fair".

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