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Mitt Romney?

By: Bad Boy (C)
Submitted: Feb 5, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

Mitt Romney?My friend, DeWitt, happily told me that presidential candidate Mitt Romney was a Mormon and that they believe in multiple wives. Wow! Yeah, there is nothing that I would rather hear than, "Not tonight, we have a headache; we need you to go to the store and get some pads--a lot of them; we need some more romance; we need to talk--all of us."

I mean, I could probably get away with one murder, but several is pushing it.

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Tres Douglas
Tres Douglas
Feb 5, 2008
This is hillarious! I feel you man.
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