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Beatles in Space

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Feb 4, 2008
Category: News Staff Pick!

NASA will blast the Beatles song "Across the Universe" towards the North Star in hopes of communicating with other life. The star is over 400 light years away, which means it would be at least 800 years before we'll hear any reply. But when they do, Larry King will interview them.

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giovanni diviacchi

Feb 5, 2008
good one

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