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Till Death...

By: Bad Boy (C)
Submitted: Feb 2, 2008
Category: Weird

Lottery Winner's Sweet Wish..
Retired hospital porter Steve Smith, who is suffering from a potentially fatal heart defect, won almost $38 million on Britain's National Lottery -- but said he would give it all up if he could spend a few more years living with his wife Ida.

Wow, and most of us would be willing to pay $38 million to spend a few more years without our wives.

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