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Jokes That Write Themselves, Part 324

By: Dave Houston (C)
Submitted: Jan 28, 2008
Category: Political

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Barack Obama
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Nobel Prize-winning author Toni Morrison, who described Bill Clinton as the U.S.'s "first black president" a decade ago, has announced her support for Barack Obama.

In other news, Ms. Morrison is the recipient of a successful eye transplant.

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Gary B.

Jan 28, 2008
Good one!

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