Former undisputed heavyweight champ Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield came out of retirement this past weekend at age 43, but due to being pummeled many thousands of times in the head, the former champ mistakingly staged his comeback as a male figure skater.

"None of us had the heart to tell him that he was never a figure skater, much less the "champ" that he was boasting he was in warm-ups," said a fellow competitor." Also, he's a very big man, and we're small and gay."

Holyfield placed dead last in the competition, but he did win best costume in an online poll.